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Michael f74825d223 okay no php api because I cant code php
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const Discord = require('discord.js');
const client = new Discord.Client();
var QuoteOfTheDay;
var QuoteOfTheDayExpiry = 0;
var QuoteOfTheDayStartTime;
var DidReboot = false;
var GuildId = ""; //Hi. I'm Michael. I don't care if this is JavaScript. I'm using C# naming conventions, okay?
function GetQuoteOfTheDay(quoteNum = -1) {
var now = new Date();
if (QuoteOfTheDayExpiry < now.getTime()) {
console.log("Getting new quote of the day...");
console.log("This quote expires in 1 day.");
QuoteOfTheDayStartTime = now;
QuoteOfTheDayExpiry = now.getTime();
QuoteOfTheDayExpiry += 86400000; //Add 8640000 milliseconds (24 hours) to the quote of the day
QuoteOfTheDay = new Discord.RichEmbed();
var author;
var authorImage;
var quote;
var year;
var url;
if (quoteNum == -1) {
quoteNum = Math.floor(Math.random() * 1000) % 14;
}
//New quotes should be kept clean. No expletives or really anything you don't want a 3 year old to see. Thanks :)
// - Victor
if(GuildId === "234414439330349056") {
switch(quoteNum)
{
case 0:
author = "Michael VanOverbeek";
quote = "Holy shit this actually works?";
year = "2017";
break;
}
}
else {
switch (quoteNum) {
case 0:
author = "Victor Tran";
authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-Iuf1v4-SSSM/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/89IYeQw--wU/photo.jpg";
quote = "A letter says a whole video!";
year = "2017";
url = "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/278874966542385152/280566273992032258/Screenshot_20170213-160944.png";
break;
case 1:
author = "Victor Tran";
authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-Iuf1v4-SSSM/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/89IYeQw--wU/photo.jpg";
quote = "I don't know why I found that \"ten gazillion\" thing so funny...";
year = "2017";
url = "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzKGnuvX6IQ&t=37s";
break;
case 2:
author = "AKidFromTheUK";
authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-yPaKdXkNVgw/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/mXqfMs0uVkU/s48-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg";
quote = "Listening to myself is quite awkward lmao";
year = "2017";
url = "https://www.example.com/"; //TODO: Find a URL
break;
case 3:
author = "Prince Hamlet: William Shakespeare";
authorImage = "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/Shakespeare.jpg/468px-Shakespeare.jpg";
quote = "To be, or not to be, that is the question";
year = "circa. 1600";
url = "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_be,_or_not_to_be";
break;
case 4:
author = "Diana Adams / Mitsubishi Mirage";
authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-tQLg1M-3org/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/-kkOvupMHXQ/s88-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg";
quote = "Dialing 000...\nNOOO!!!";
year = "2017";
url = "https://youtu.be/jDy57c7Y-4A?t=11m52s";
break;
case 5:
author = "Diana Adams / Mitsubishi Mirage";
authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-tQLg1M-3org/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/-kkOvupMHXQ/s88-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg";
quote = "You'd have a crash by now!\nPardon?";
year = "2017";
url = "https://youtu.be/jDy57c7Y-4A?t=15m5s";
break;
case 6:
author = "Ivoponop Pena";
authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-hZJxXIFsfB8/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/c_mjVjQWvTw/s48-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg";
quote = "i buy tablets for the bubble plastic";
year = "2016";
url = "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqFDn0TxwH4";
break;
case 7:
author = "The Mill on the Floss: George Eliot";
authorImage = "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/81/George_Eliot_at_30_by_François_D%27Albert_Durade.jpg";
quote = "Don't judge a book by its cover";
year = "1860";
url = "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_judge_a_book_by_its_cover";
break;
case 8:
author = "tostoday";
authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-gNRclMiHzN4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/BNEDEUakd4A/s48-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg";
quote = "I don't know why but Visopsys sounds like a medical condition";
year = "circa. 2015";
url = "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T-vEZeY2v0";
break;
case 9:
author = "Diana Adams";
authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-tQLg1M-3org/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/-kkOvupMHXQ/s88-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg";
quote = "4 × 1 000 000!? 4 000 000! It's not that hard...";
year = "2014";
url = "https://youtu.be/5T-vEZeY2v0?t=9m28s";
break;
case 10:
author = "Victor Tran";
authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-Iuf1v4-SSSM/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/89IYeQw--wU/photo.jpg";
quote = "Yes! I'm not *just* a blue happy face!";
year = "2016";
url = "https://youtu.be/2E21oad5pWQ";
break;
case 11:
author = "ItsDeckyah";
authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-t70ZI-25A1k/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/uGrVakleFIM/s48-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg";
quote = "Always remember, don't let those who are bullying you ruin your life, they are out to do just that. And that's probably all they'll do their whole lives";
year = "2017";
url = "https://www.example.com/"; // TODO: Find a URL
break;
case 12: //Special Case
QuoteOfTheDay.setAuthor("William Shakespeare", "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/Shakespeare.jpg/468px-Shakespeare.jpg");
QuoteOfTheDay.setColor("#FF0000");
QuoteOfTheDay.setURL("https://i.imgur.com/4KfdylP.jpg");
QuoteOfTheDay.setImage("https://i.imgur.com/4KfdylP.jpg");
return QuoteOfTheDay;
case 13:
author = "Mighty_Eagle073";
authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-Q5IvX3eEGl8/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/LspLd8v-PR8/s100-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg";
quote = "Spamming = Damning";
year = "2017";
url = "https://www.example.com/"; // TODO: Find a URL
break;
case 14:
author = "Nibble";
authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-SUPNlJ8a7qA/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/R_I4z7057_w/s100-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg";
quote = "AUTO CORRECF!!!";
year = "2017";
url = "https://www.example.com/"; // TODO: Find a URL
break;
}
QuoteOfTheDay.setAuthor(author, authorImage);
QuoteOfTheDay.setColor("#FF0000");
QuoteOfTheDay.setDescription(quote);
QuoteOfTheDay.setFooter("- " + year);
QuoteOfTheDay.setURL(url);
}
} else {
console.log("No need for new quote of the day");
}
return QuoteOfTheDay;
}
function httpGet(theUrl)
{
var xmlHttp = new XMLHttpRequest();
xmlHttp.open( "GET", theUrl, false ); // false for synchronous request
xmlHttp.send( null );
return xmlHttp.responseText;
}
client.on('ready', () => {
console.log('ARE YA READY KIDS? AYE AYE CAPTAIN!');
});
function messageDeleteTimer(msg, msgArray) {
msg.delete(5000);
}
function messageDeleteTimer20s(msg, msgArray) {
msg.delete(20000);
}
client.on('message', message => {
GuildId = message.guild.id;
if (message.content === '!ping') {
message.channel.send('<:vtBoshyTime:280178631886635008> PONG! I want to play pong... :\'(').then(messageDeleteTimer);
} else if (message.content === '!pong') {
message.channel.send('<:vtBoshyTime:280178631886635008> PING!').then(messageDeleteTimer);
} else if (message.content === '!isthisthingon') {
message.channel.send('no 💤').then(messageDeleteTimer);
} else if (message.content === '!quoteoftheday') {
var quoteofday = GetQuoteOfTheDay();
message.channel.send("Here's the quote of the day (as of " + QuoteOfTheDayStartTime.toUTCString() + ")").then(messageDeleteTimer20s);
message.channel.sendEmbed(quoteofday).then(messageDeleteTimer20s);
} else if (message.content === "!forcequote") {
QuoteOfTheDayExpiry = 0;
var quoteofday = GetQuoteOfTheDay();
message.channel.send("New quote of the day!").then(messageDeleteTimer20s);
message.channel.sendEmbed(quoteofday).then(messageDeleteTimer20s);
} else if (message.content === '!reboot') {
/*
message.channel.send("Goodbye! We'll be back in a moment!").then(messageDeleteTimer);
console.log('Reboot Requested. Rebooting...');
client.destroy();
DidReboot = true;
client.login('MjgwMjQ1MDAwMDI0MDk2NzY4.C4K8Nw.InlnQvRmbvfJG0nv13FXtoVzXwc');
*/
message.channel.send("Good try... But we're not letting anyone reboot me yet!").then(messageDeleteTimer);
} else if (message.content === '!poweroff') {
/*
console.log(message.guild.roles);
if (message.guild.roles.get('Moderator').members.keyArray().includes(message.author.username)) {
message.channel.send("Access Granted");
} else {
message.channel.send("Access Denied");
}*/
message.channel.send("Well... vicr123 tried to code this... but it kept crashing... Ironic isn't it? :(").then(messageDeleteTimer);
} else if (message.content === '!help') {
message.channel.send("Available commands:\n```\n" +
"!ping, !pong Requests AstralQuote to reply with a message\n" +
"!quoteoftheday Requests AstralQuote for the quote of the day\n" +
"!forcequote Requests AstralQuote to reset the quote of the day\n" +
"!reboot Requests AstralQuote to reboot\n" +
"!poweroff Tells AstralQuote to leave\n```"
).then(messageDeleteTimer20s);
} else if (message.content === '!easteregg') {
message.channel.send("```cpp\n" +
"There are no easter eggs to be found here. Begone!" +
"\n```").then(messageDeleteTimer20s);
} else if (message.content === '!easterwgg') {
message.channel.send("```cpp\n" +
"Ha, you found an easter egg! Take that, !easteregg!" +
"\n```").then(messageDeleteTimer20s);
} else if (message.content === '!about') {
message.channel.send("Made in Node.js by TheRandomMelon and vicr123. Crafted for the AstralPhaser Central Discord server!").then(messageDeleteTimer20s);
} else if (message.content.startsWith("!")) {
deleteOriginalMessage = false;
console.log("[ERROR] " + message.content + " [Unrecognised command]");
var msg;
switch (Math.floor(Math.random() * 1000) % 8) {
case 0:
msg = "Trying to break me, are you?";
break;
case 1:
msg = "Sorry, what was that?";
break;
case 2:
msg = "Oops... I missed that.";
break;
case 3:
msg = "Either you typed something wrong... Or I'm not smart enough to understand you.";
break;
case 4:
msg = "What are you trying to do!?";
break;
case 5:
msg = "Is this the end of AstralQuote?";
break;
case 6:
msg = "Not sure what you mean.";
break;
case 7:
msg = "Pretty sure you didn't expect this message to appear...";
break;
}
message.channel.send("<:vtBoshyTime:280178631886635008> GAH! " + msg + " Refer to !help for syntax and other stuff.").then(messageDeleteTimer);
}
});
client.on('guildMemberAdd', usr => {
var embed = new Discord.RichEmbed();
embed.setAuthor("Victor Tran", "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-Iuf1v4-SSSM/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/89IYeQw--wU/photo.jpg");
embed.setColor("#0096FF");
embed.setDescription("Welcome " + usr.displayName + " to AstralPhaser Central! Before you start, we recommend you check the rules over at https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Et4DilaZzfnqinxhqOy5Ej_3M_-xznEN21zsuJkGurc/edit?usp=sharing. Thanks, and enjoy the community. - Victor");
embed.setURL("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Et4DilaZzfnqinxhqOy5Ej_3M_-xznEN21zsuJkGurc/edit?usp=sharing");
usr.sendEmbed(embed)
});
client.login('MjgwMjQ1MDAwMDI0MDk2NzY4.C4K8Nw.InlnQvRmbvfJG0nv13FXtoVzXwc').catch(
function() {
console.log("[ERROR] Login failed.");
});
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