path: root/bot.js

const Discord = require('discord.js');
const client = new Discord.Client();
const config = require('./config.json');

var QuoteOfTheDay;
var QuoteOfTheDayExpiry = 0;
var QuoteOfTheDayStartTime;
var DidReboot = false;

function GetQuoteOfTheDay(quoteNum = -1) {
    var now = new Date();
    
    if (QuoteOfTheDayExpiry < now.getTime()) {
      console.log("[!] Getting new quote of the day...");
      console.log("[!] This quote expires in 1 day.");
      
      QuoteOfTheDayStartTime = now;
      QuoteOfTheDayExpiry = now.getTime();
      QuoteOfTheDayExpiry += 86400000; //Add 8640000 milliseconds (24 hours) to the quote of the day
      
      QuoteOfTheDay = new Discord.RichEmbed();
      var author;
      var authorImage;
      var quote;
      var year;
      var url;
      
      if (quoteNum == -1) {
        quoteNum = Math.floor(Math.random() * 1000) % 20;
      }
      
      
      switch (quoteNum) {
        case 0:
          author = "Victor Tran";
          authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-Iuf1v4-SSSM/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/89IYeQw--wU/photo.jpg";
          quote = "A letter says a whole video!";
          year = "2017";
          url = "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/278874966542385152/280566273992032258/Screenshot_20170213-160944.png";
          break;
        case 1:
          author = "Victor Tran";
          authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-Iuf1v4-SSSM/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/89IYeQw--wU/photo.jpg";
          quote = "I don't know why I found that \"ten gazillion\" thing so funny...";
          year = "2017";
          url = "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzKGnuvX6IQ&t=37s";
          break;
        case 2:
          author = "AKidFromTheUK";
          authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-yPaKdXkNVgw/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/mXqfMs0uVkU/s48-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg";
          quote = "Listening to myself is quite awkward lmao";
          year = "2017";
          url = "https://www.example.com/"; //TODO: Find a URL
          break;
        case 3:
          author = "Prince Hamlet: William Shakespeare";
          authorImage = "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/Shakespeare.jpg/468px-Shakespeare.jpg";
          quote = "To be, or not to be, that is the question";
          year = "circa. 1600";
          url = "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_be,_or_not_to_be";
          break;
        case 4:
          author = "Diana Adams / Mitsubishi Mirage";
          authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-tQLg1M-3org/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/-kkOvupMHXQ/s88-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg";
          quote = "Dialing 000...\nNOOO!!!";
          year = "2017";
          url = "https://youtu.be/jDy57c7Y-4A?t=11m52s";
          break;
        case 5:
          author = "Diana Adams / Mitsubishi Mirage";
          authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-tQLg1M-3org/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/-kkOvupMHXQ/s88-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg";
          quote = "You'd have a crash by now!\nPardon?";
          year = "2017";
          url = "https://youtu.be/jDy57c7Y-4A?t=15m5s";
          break;
        case 6:
          author = "Ivoponop Pena";
          authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-hZJxXIFsfB8/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/c_mjVjQWvTw/s48-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg";
          quote = "i buy tablets for the bubble plastic";
          year = "2016";
          url = "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqFDn0TxwH4";
          break;
        case 7:
          author = "The Mill on the Floss: George Eliot";
          authorImage = "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/81/George_Eliot_at_30_by_François_D%27Albert_Durade.jpg";
          quote = "Don't judge a book by its cover";
          year = "1860";
          url = "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_judge_a_book_by_its_cover";
          break;
        case 8:
          author = "tostoday";
          authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-gNRclMiHzN4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/BNEDEUakd4A/s48-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg";
          quote = "I don't know why but Visopsys sounds like a medical condition";
          year = "circa. 2015";
          url = "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T-vEZeY2v0";
          break;
        case 9:
          author = "Diana Adams";
          authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-tQLg1M-3org/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/-kkOvupMHXQ/s88-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg";
          quote = "4 × 1 000 000!? 4 000 000! It's not that hard...";
          year = "2014";
          url = "https://youtu.be/5T-vEZeY2v0?t=9m28s";
          break;
        case 10:
          author = "Victor Tran";
          authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-Iuf1v4-SSSM/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/89IYeQw--wU/photo.jpg";
          quote = "Yes! I'm not *just* a blue happy face!";
          year = "2016";
          url = "https://youtu.be/2E21oad5pWQ";
          break;
        case 11:
          author = "ItsDeckyah";
          authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-t70ZI-25A1k/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/uGrVakleFIM/s48-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg";
          quote = "Always remember, don't let those who are bullying you ruin your life, they are out to do just that. And that's probably all they'll do their whole lives";
          year = "2017";
          url = "https://www.example.com/"; // TODO: Find a URL
          break;
        case 12: //Special Case
          QuoteOfTheDay.setAuthor("William Shakespeare", "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/Shakespeare.jpg/468px-Shakespeare.jpg");
          QuoteOfTheDay.setColor("#FF0000");
          QuoteOfTheDay.setURL("https://i.imgur.com/4KfdylP.jpg");
          QuoteOfTheDay.setImage("https://i.imgur.com/4KfdylP.jpg");
          return QuoteOfTheDay;
        case 13:
          author = "Mighty_Eagle073";
          authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-Q5IvX3eEGl8/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/LspLd8v-PR8/s100-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg";
          quote = "Spamming = Damning";
          year = "2017";
          url = "https://www.example.com/"; // TODO: Find a URL
          break;
        case 14:
          author = "Nibble";
          authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-SUPNlJ8a7qA/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/R_I4z7057_w/s100-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg";
          quote = "AUTO CORRECF!!!";
          year = "2017";
          url = "https://www.example.com/"; // TODO: Find a URL
          break;
		case 15:
		  author = "Victor Tran";
		  authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-Iuf1v4-SSSM/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/89IYeQw--wU/photo.jpg";
		  quote = "@Derpy ♀ For your own fucking good, learn what political correctness is.";
		  year = "2017";
		  url = "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371830028381454337/372263065472729088/2017-10-24_01.58.19.png"
		  break;
		case 16:
		  author = "Victor Tran";
		  authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-Iuf1v4-SSSM/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/89IYeQw--wU/photo.jpg";
		  quote = "But couldn't you at least put the mounted disks on the dick or on Dinder?\nDOCK";
		  year = "2017";
		  url = "https://www.example.com"; // TODO: Find a URL
		  break;
		case 17:
		  author = "Victor Tran";
		  authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-Iuf1v4-SSSM/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/89IYeQw--wU/photo.jpg";
		  quote = "Just happened one gay?\nDAY\nOH BOY\nI BLAME SWIPE TYPING";
		  year = "2017";
		  url = "https://www.example.com"; // TODO: Find a URL
		  break;
		case 18:
		  author = "Alee14";
		  authorImage = "https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/242775871059001344/cbc9d248dc3ce8782153b03a3ba0c121.png?size=2048";
		  quote = "IS THERE A GOOOOOGALIE HERE!!!! (Go to 2:30 into the video)"
		  year = "2014";
		  url = "https://youtu.be/Ap6fUlMx90A";
		case 19:
		  author = "143malliw";
          authorImage = "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-SUPNlJ8a7qA/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/R_I4z7057_w/s100-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg";
          quote = "but i can't write a quote, for I am the quote";
          year = "2017";
          url = "https://www.example.com/"; // TODO: Find a URL
          break;
      }
      
      QuoteOfTheDay.setAuthor(author, authorImage);
      QuoteOfTheDay.setColor("#FF0000");
      QuoteOfTheDay.setDescription(quote);
      QuoteOfTheDay.setFooter("- " + year);
      QuoteOfTheDay.setURL(url);
    } else {
      console.log("[!] No need for new quote of the day");
    }

    
    return QuoteOfTheDay;
}

client.on('ready', () => {
  console.log('[>] ARE YA READY KIDS? AYE AYE CAPTAIN!');
      client.user.setPresence({
        game: {
            name: "for help: !help",
            type: 0
        }
    });
});


client.on('message', message => {
  if (message.content === '!ping') {
    message.channel.send('<:vtBoshyTime:280178631886635008> PONG! I want to play pong... :\'(');
  } else if (message.content === '!pong') {
    message.channel.send('<:vtBoshyTime:280178631886635008> PING!');
  } else if (message.content === '!isthisthingon') {
    message.channel.send('no 💤');
  } else if (message.content === '!quoteoftheday') {
    var quoteofday = GetQuoteOfTheDay();
    message.channel.send("Here's the quote of the day (as of " + QuoteOfTheDayStartTime.toUTCString() + ")");
    message.channel.sendEmbed(quoteofday);
  } else if (message.content === "!forcequote") {
    QuoteOfTheDayExpiry = 0;
    var quoteofday = GetQuoteOfTheDay();
    message.channel.send("New quote of the day!");
    message.channel.sendEmbed(quoteofday);
  } else if (message.content === '!reboot') {
      /*
    message.channel.send("Goodbye! We'll be back in a moment!").then(messageDeleteTimer);
    console.log('[?] Reboot Requested. Rebooting...');
    client.destroy();
    DidReboot = true;
    client.login('MjgwMjQ1MDAwMDI0MDk2NzY4.C4K8Nw.InlnQvRmbvfJG0nv13FXtoVzXwc');
*/
    message.channel.send("Good try... But we're not letting anyone reboot me yet!");
  } else if (message.content === '!poweroff') {
    /*
    console.log(message.guild.roles);
    if (message.guild.roles.get('Moderator').members.keyArray().includes(message.author.username)) {
      message.channel.send("Access Granted");
    } else {
      message.channel.send("Access Denied");
    }*/
    
    message.channel.send("Well... vicr123 tried to code this... but it kept crashing... Ironic isn't it? :(");
  } else if (message.content === '!help') {
	  // This is the new help
	  const embed = new Discord.RichEmbed()
	  .setTitle("Available commands")
	  .setColor("#FF0000")
	  .addField("!ping, !pong", "Requests AstrelQuact to reply with a message\n", true)
	  .addField("!quoteoftheday", "Requests AstrelQuact for the quote of the day\n", true)
	  .addField("!forcequote", "Requests AstrelQuact to reset the quote of the day\n", true)
	  .addField("!reboot", "Requests AstrelQuact to reboot\n", true)
	  .addField("!poweroff", "Tells AstrelQuact to leave\n", true)
	  .setFooter("- This was made by TheRandomMelon and vicr123 and modified by Alee14.")
	  message.channel.send({embed});
	  
    /* This is the old help
	message.channel.send("Available commands:\n```\n" +
      "!ping, !pong     Requests AstrelQuact to reply with a message\n" +
      "!quoteoftheday   Requests AstrelQuact for the quote of the day\n" +
      "!forcequote      Requests AstrelQuact to reset the quote of the day\n" +
      "!reboot          Requests AstrelQuact to reboot\n" +
      "!poweroff        Tells AstrelQuact to leave\n```"
	  
    );
	*/
  } else if (message.content === '!easteregg') {
    message.channel.send("```cpp\n" +
    "There are no easter eggs to be found here. Begone!" +
    "\n```");
  } else if (message.content === '!easterwgg') {
    message.channel.send("```cpp\n" +
    "Ha, you found an easter egg! Take that, !easteregg!" +
    "\n```");
  } else if (message.content === '!about') {
    message.channel.send("Made in Node.js by TheRandomMelon and vicr123. Crafted for the AstrelTaser Cantral Discord server. And this was modified by Alee14.");
  } else if (message.content === 'contribute') {
	  message.reply("I can see you want to help AQ? Welp here's the link: https://github.com/FakeDiscordServersBots/AstralQuote");
  } else if (message.content === '!uptime') {
	                   var timeString; // What we'll eventually put into the message
                    var uptime = parseInt(client.uptime); // Get uptime in ms
                    uptime = Math.floor(uptime / 1000); // Convert from ms to s
                    var uptimeMinutes = Math.floor(uptime / 60); // Get the uptime in minutes
                    var minutes = uptime % 60;
                    var hours = 0;

                    while (uptimeMinutes >= 60) {
                        hours++;
                        uptimeMinutes = uptimeMinutes - 60;
                    }

                    if (uptimeMinutes < 10) {
                        timeString = hours + ":0" + uptimeMinutes // We need to add an additional 0 to the minutes
                    } else {
                        timeString = hours + ":" + uptimeMinutes // We don't need to add an extra 0.
                    }

                    message.reply(":clock1: AstrelQuact has been up for " + timeString + " hours.");
  } else if (message.content.startsWith("!")) {
      deleteOriginalMessage = false;
      
      console.log("[X] " + message.content + " [Unrecognised command]");
      var msg;
      switch (Math.floor(Math.random() * 1000) % 8) {
        case 0:
          msg = "Trying to break me, are you?";
          break;
        case 1:
          msg = "Sorry, what was that?";
          break;
        case 2:
          msg = "Oops... I missed that.";
          break;
        case 3:
          msg = "Either you typed something wrong... Or I'm not smart enough to understand you.";
          break;
        case 4:
          msg = "What are you trying to do!?";
          break;
        case 5:
          msg = "Is this the end of AstrelQuact?";
          break;
        case 6:
          msg = "Not sure what you mean.";
          break;
        case 7:
          msg = "Pretty sure you didn't expect this message to appear...";
          break;
      }
      message.channel.send("<:vtBoshyTime:280178631886635008> GAH! " + msg + " Refer to !help for syntax and other stuff.");
  }
});

client.on('guildMemberAdd', usr => {
  
  var embed = new Discord.RichEmbed();
  
  embed.setAuthor("Victor Tran", "https://yt3.ggpht.com/-Iuf1v4-SSSM/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/89IYeQw--wU/photo.jpg");
  embed.setColor("#0096FF");
  embed.setDescription(":wave: **HEY HEY HEY**! Welcome " + usr.displayName + " to AstrelTaser Cantral! Before you start, we recommend you check the rules over at https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JUxm3ykqCWCagXZqGo390fO9Fl7IpGcnHmCfdrdBx8w/edit?usp=drivesdk. Thanks, and enjoy the community. - Victor");
  embed.setURL("https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JUxm3ykqCWCagXZqGo390fO9Fl7IpGcnHmCfdrdBx8w/edit?usp=drivesdk");
  
  usr.sendEmbed(embed)
});

client.login(config.token).catch(
  function() {
    console.log("[X] Login failed.");
  });