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/** **************************************
*
* Story: Plugin for PokeBot that tells the user a story.
* Copyright (C) 2018 TheEdge, jtsshieh, Alee
*
* Licensed under the Open Software License version 3.0
*
* *************************************/
exports.run = async (bot, msg) => {
msg.guild.fetchMembers().then(guild =>
{
const membersList = guild.members.array();
const selectedUser1 = membersList[Math.floor(Math.random() * membersList.length)].user;
const selectedUser2 = membersList[Math.floor(Math.random() * membersList.length)].user;
const selectedUser3 = membersList[Math.floor(Math.random() * membersList.length)].user;
const selectedUser4 = membersList[Math.floor(Math.random() * membersList.length)].user;
const stories =
[
`${selectedUser1.username} bought ${selectedUser2.username} his favorite video game. This game is called "Pokemon". Then, they became best friends.`,
`${selectedUser1.username} wants to become a Pokemon trainer, but he needs to get a Pokemon first!`,
`One day, ${selectedUser1.username} decided to go to a shop. He took his motorbike. Once he arrived at the shop, he went inside. He headed right, towards the chips. He grabbed a packet, and headed to check-out. He bumped into ${selectedUser2.username} at the counter, and decided to say hi. They had a little chat, and then decided to gossip about ${selectedUser3.username}. Then, as they were saying some horrible things about ${selectedUser3.username}, they unexpectedly showed up! Then, ${selectedUser1.username} and ${selectedUser2.username} got into a fight against ${selectedUser3.username}.\n\nKids, this is why you don't start drama.\nNow ${selectedUser1.username}, ${selectedUser2.username}, and ${selectedUser3.username} are no longer friends.`,
`At a point in time, ${selectedUser1.username} was battling ${selectedUser2.username} for a gym. ${selectedUser1.username} chose Sylveon to battle, when ${selectedUser2.username} chose their trusty Eevee. First, Eevee used Tackle, when Sylveon went in for Draining Kiss. Then, ${selectedUser2.username} shouted an expletive. Once they shouted it, ${selectedUser3.username} came inside the room. ${selectedUser3.username} does not like expletives, so they got into an arguement about them. Soon enough, vicr123 got in here too and started using "-" in place of expletives during the argument. Eventually, ${selectedUser2.username} and ${selectedUser3.username} were shouting expletives at each-other, vicr123 was audibly shouting "Dash! Dash you!", while ${selectedUser1.username} was smashing his head on his desk.`,
`It was the day of the release of Pokemon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon. ${selectedUser1.username} and ${selectedUser2.username} decided to go to GameStop to wait in line to grab their pre-order copies. Then, ${selectedUser3.username} came along, and got mad once they realised ${selectedUser1.username} and ${selectedUser2.username} had pre-orders, when ${selectedUser3.username} did not. Eventually, ${selectedUser3.username} started physically assaulting ${selectedUser1.username} when they came outside with their pre-order copy. Then, known police officer ${selectedUser4.username} came up to ${selectedUser3.username} and ${selectedUser1.username} and charged them both for Indecent Exposure, and Assault of the Second Degree.\n\nMoral of the story: Do not get into an assualt over a video-game, like ${selectedUser3.username} and ${selectedUser1.username} did.`,
`${selectedUser1.username} played this new game called Pokemon (this is back in 1996) and his friend ${selectedUser2.username} also bought that game. And then Victor Tran decided to say "Ooh! What's that game". Then ${selectedUser2.username} said "It's Pokemon!". Then Victor said "- you...", after that ${selectedUser1.username} facepalmed.`,
];
const storySelected = [Math.floor(Math.random() * stories.length)];
const { RichEmbed } = require('discord.js');
const embed = new RichEmbed()
.setColor(0x00ae86)
.setTitle('PokeBot Storytime')
.setDescription(stories[storySelected])
.setFooter('PokeBot v1.0');
msg.channel.send({ embed });
});
};
exports.conf = {
aliases: ['storytime'],
guildOnly: true,
};
exports.help = {
name: 'story',
description: 'Tells you a story.',
};
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